Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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