He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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