Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
drinking out of a sandbucket again
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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