We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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