Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people