he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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