I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
