apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it's great music for shaving your balls
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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