overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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