If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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