on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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