Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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