My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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