i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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