Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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