I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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