No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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