ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
