so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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