im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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