i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I believe in your delicious
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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