so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it glows. i had to have it.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
