Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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