Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
we're making bets on your personal life
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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