you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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