Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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