How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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