Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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