She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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