I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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