She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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