im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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