sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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