Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
