he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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