wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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