Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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