Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He shit in the fireplace
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!