I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine