just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again