doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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