Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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