she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
you made out with another girl for some wings
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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