We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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