Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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