capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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