dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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