but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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