i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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