brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i wish my penis had a tongue
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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