I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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