Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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