yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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