I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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